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Top Ten Cool Things About Winning A Gold Medal
10.Makes you most impressive person at any party, unless Marion Jones shows up 9.When customs asks you if you have anything to declare, you can say, "Nothing--well if you don't count this genuine Olympic gold medal" 8.According to law, I'm automatically the next Governor of Minnesota 7.You can get, like, 100 bucks for it on eBay 6.In my case, it means you kicked some serious Russian butt 5.The instant marriage proposal from Darva Conger 4.Makes know-it-all brother-in-law's "Most Improved Bowler" trophy look pathetic 3.Fun walking past guys with bronze medals and muttering, "Loser" 2.Finally I have an excuse for why I've been rolling around on the floor with guys for the past 20 years 1.No tie? No problem |
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Ben Stiller Merle Haggard More Guest Info |
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![]() Now Here's A Guy To Vote For
If you think you know who lost the debate, think again. Dave opens up the ol' CBS Mailbag and shows how Al Gore made a loser of Jim Lehrer. |
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![]() Mary Kay -- Tunes For Toppers
Do Mary Kay reps join up because they're excited about making money? No! They're dazzled by the low-budget motivational songs such as those found on the 1968 album, Tunes For Toppers.
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![]() Win a
PANTS Baseball Cap! Test your brainpower against the all-powerful, ahead-of-its-time Cyber-Quiz 4000 and you could win a PANTS Baseball Cap.
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